Dale: Hank, I can see your house from up here. Bill: (On tape recorder) What? Dale: I said, "10:15, Hank picks up Hal!" To Kill A Ladybird Hank: Bobby, you name a pet, you name a guitar, but you do not name a filthy animal!ĭale: This.isn't.over. Dale: (Talking into tape recorder) 10:15. Hank: It's a shame we have to put her in the ground. Ma Platter: Is that Peggy? Tell her we use butter in this house! Peggy: She got butter, didn't she? Not In My Backhoe Peggy: Hank, is that my mother? I want to let her know to have all the ingredients for my brown betty, which I have made every year from 1976 until the year I die, inclusive. Bobby: Noooooo!!!!! Hank's Giving Episode Hank(on phone): No Mother Platter, I am not calling from the plane. All right, everyone in the car now.īobby: I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffe. A Beer Can Named Desire Bobby: Well, I need a window seat because this flower is wiltin'. Peggy: Hank do you want to be in Charge? Hank: No. Hill, I just got my first period.' Bwaaaaah! Hank: What?Ĭonnie writes something on paper and hands it to Hank Aisle 8A Ĭonnie is trying to explain her problem to HankĬonnie: Well, um, you see, uhh. Because shop is bigger than any classroom, or garage, or stupid policy that makes tools illegal - it's in our hearts. (Hank has stated that he won't be able to continue teaching shop) Hank: But that shouldn't stop you from pursuing your own dreams of wood, plywood, pressed fiberboard, and, if you've got the talent, metal! Y'see, shop doesn't have to happen in any special place - as long as it's well lit, and the outlets are grounded. Hank: Using a saw for a weapon makes about as much sense as using a gun to cut a two-by-four. Carl Moss: (exasperated) They'll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough. And I'll tell you what, a youngster with a tool in both hands has no hands left to do drugs. Hank: But Carl, shop is the foundation of all learning. " Why can't Johnny read?" "Why can't Johnny read?" God, that gets old. All parents care about these days is zero-tolerance drug policies and literacy. Hank Hill: You know, the Carl Moss I knew wouldn'- Carl Moss: Give it a rest, Hank. Cotton Hill: Well, you burnt my burgers, didn't you, B.H.?!?Ĭotton Hill: You wanna kill a Nazi? You wanna kill a Nazi? A Nazi-Squazzi? Bills Are Made to Be Broken Bill: (Trying to put on his old football helmet) Hank, how did my head get so fat? Little Horrors of Shop Carl Moss: We don't have money for all these fancy teaching aides. If you call him Good Hank, it's gonna make it sound like I'm Bad Hank. I'm callin' him "Good Hank." Hank Hill: Dad, this isn't right. Cotton Hill: Not anymore, I'm takin' it back! HE'S Hank! Hank Hill: You can't take away a grown man's name. Cotton Hill: Hank, what did you do to your wife?! I didn't teach you that!Ĭotton Hill: I'm callin' him "Hank." I've always wanted a boy named Hank.
He ends up in the room where Peggy is in a body cast. Didi Hill: What's his name?Ĭotton tries to find Didi. Bobby Hill: Push! Push! Doctor: It's all right.
Part II:Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall ĭidi is handed G.H., the baby to which she just finishing giving birth.
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